If you could be a promotional product...what would you be?

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

B is for...Beach Set!

It is well-known fact that people hate going on holiday and spend their entire time wishing they were back at work. Right? Right.

Well you'll be pleased to hear that there is, available on the market right his second, a entire collection of beach-orientated promotional accessories to ensure that you feel as close to work as possible whilst on holiday! A mesh beach bag, which I assume can be used for carrying goodies, comes filled with a pair of flip flops and a beach mat, all in matching mushy-pea-green, nuclear-orange or slag-pink! I assume it's a sort of one-size-fits-all arrangement with the flip flops, though I can't imagine how they'd conduct the market research into discovering the shoe size of the cross-section of society most likely to wear promotional flip flops..

On the downside, nobody is going to want your logo on their beach mat. On the plus side, the convenience of the mat/flops/bag combination means that people might well put up with your little promotion for the sake of the beach-easiness. Furthermore, anybody that witnesses another human being so bedecked in promotional love is bound to assume there is a reason so such insane brand-loyalty...

Alternatively, this product is ideal for the proud employee that just can't bear to leave work. You know the ones.

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